Yesterday we all took it upon ourselves to go to Swindon for some apparent reason......
Upon arrival we were asked by some crackhead if we wanted to buy some drugs off him, when we replied no he started to call us all pussy's and c*nts. Pleasant.
After cruising about the center looking for things to ride that weren't coverd in sick or pissed up junkies, we started to notice the fact that all most everyone was either obese, pregnant or had a attitude problem, in a few cases all of these things.
We stopped at a spot to start to ride it, and saw an army of small children balding men and 13 year old mothers pushing prams all following a group of men because apparently there was going to be a street fight.
Note that at this point it was probably 11.30am on a Saturday.
So after deciding we had had enough of the center we decided to make out way towards the warehouse (see in bellow posts) on the way, again everyone had a frown on their face, and allot of them hurled insults, and we were also confronted by a drunkard saying he would knock us all of our bikes......
We got a little lost and after asking many people for directions only one person new their way to Tesco.... "she wasn't good with left and rights, so simply pointed us in the direction".
We got to the warehouse , and it had been knocked down.
At about 2 o clock it was decided we would simply leave this place.
So, straight to the station we went, again Tut's and screw faces were received once again for no reason......
At the station the platform director came over and asked where we were going, when we replied "Oxford" he smiled in his own sadistic way and then counted how many of us their were, we could see his eyes light up when he reached 7 as officially there are only 6 spaces for bikes, so he replied "looks like one of you are waiting for next train".
So then we explained that we NEVER had have this problem, usually bike carriages are full to the brim with bikes, he said "rules are rules" and f*cked off.
So jay had to take apart his bike on the platform, so we could take a wheel or what ever each and take it on as hand luggage.
So if you did just read my rant about the shit hole that is Swindon, well done.
We wont be going their anytime soon and Brixton seems a MUCH nicer alternative.
All jay could compare it too was an Arsehole leaking syphilis juice...
f*ck off and die Swindon.
