Today's events, Jay's Story:
I see Sam's bike, laying in the road like a drunken rock head, I decide its a better idea to put it on the path as an Atlas Green Corsa tried to pass. As I try to do this a Police Officer stops me, I then shout " 3 Pr**ks ! " referring to the officers even though I knew those words alone didnt make much sense, as I shouted that I get my first warning for swearing. I think fair enough, he looks like he has downs but I'll stop the swearing none the less, about 5 more officers come at which point the shock at the shear volume of officers forces me to shout " What the fuuu..", I stop halfway through remembering my earlier warning, one of the 'new' officers then says that's your warning for swearing, I replied " no I just said 'What the fuuu.." then the one with downs pipes up and goes "he swore at me", I then see one of the officers move towards Leo who was holding a shiny HD camera with the red light for record on, as I see the officer start to make moves on confiscating the camera I go over, he says "this video is now evidence we need to take it", Leo then starts to say about how hard we worked for it (See earlier post) and I shout "What the F*** !!" (oops), as soon as I say it the 'new' officer goes "Right You come over here", you've already been warned I am going to issue you with an £80 fine (I'm thinking there is no way i can ever afford this) he asks my age and when I say "16" he says "Oh its arrestable then" at this point adrenaline is kicking my head in and I look at grant and repeat my famous words "F*** THAT!" I take a few fast steps and jump on Eddie's bike, at first missing the peddle but quickly scrambling back on, I then Bomb it around the Atlas Green Corsa and start hopping curbs and peddling for about 2 minutes, I go my fastest across a junction and see what I was looking for, a gravel track leading to an adylic forestry church, I hop a fence and continue along the track and hideout in the forest, I then look down at my hoody and remembered on the back it says my full name "F***", lucky I later find out they didn't notice it (Thank F***),
More accounts of today's events coming soon..........
BTW Sam I Am was CS Sprayed and arrested............
HD Camera Confiscated............
